Drink this. You don't need to know what it is.
[Self-Portrait with Dr Arrieta via wikimedia]

I have written about physical autonomy as a core value before. As an SP, feedback about treating patients with physical respect seems like the very least I can do. But full autonomy is about respecting the whole patient. Either way, consent is a requirement.

Consent is only consent if it is informed consent. But informed consent is not a ham-handed attempt to shock and awe. No, informed consent is a delicate and nuanced thing. Rather than an intimidating stack of papers as thick as a brick, informed consent is a beautiful waltz of informer and informed. Rather than a mad chaos of anxiety and pressure, informed consent can be a quiet and deliberate Sunday morning. Informed consent invites inquiry and empathy rather than blame and scrutiny. Informed consent should relieve ambiguity and bolster confidence. Informed consent should ideally take as long as it damn well needs to. That's why asking "Do you have any questions?" or "Is that OK?" isn't enough.

Of course, all of that's often not possible in the constraints of an SP encounter, even the long-form scenarios. But when a student genuinely tries to include consent in an encounter, I am relieved and delighted.

A student who excels in consent:

• Identifies procedures before they happen
• Asks permission
• Waits for recognition/response
• Uses simple language to describe complex topics (e.g. AGUS, screening vs. diagnostic)
• Keeps inviting questions until I don't have any more. Consent without comprehension isn't consent. 
• Asks questions that have more than one possible answer: how can I say truly say yes if i don't know what no will mean? As a patient I will say "yes" because I assume the consequences of saying "no" are worse.
• Does not ask leading questions (e.g.: "You don’t mind if I’m touching you like this, do you?")
• Tells me the range of options, not just the worst or best one
• Confirms my understanding using "teach back" or other concrete methods

Extra credit!
I was recently asked to sign things in a hospital. I was asked to sign them without having read them first or know what I was signing for. One was for HIPAA. When I asked to read it, I was told, "It's the same thing you sign everywhere. You've been signing it since 1996 or something." In other words, "You give me permission to do everything on this piece of paper that I’m not going to let you read, right?" This is a poor, but appallingly common, example of respecting patient autonomy.

Discussion question: 
Consent can lean towards coercion when a power differential is involved. Why is that?

Getting a clue

An SP giving a clue card to a student after a heart & lung exam.
[Detail from Card Players via wikimedia]

Obviously, most SPs do not match the physical findings of the cases they portray. There aren't enough of us to specially cast in cases which include findings like heart murmurs, abdominal masses, retinopathy, swollen lymph nodes, clubbing, etc. And despite the fascinating and helpful tips in "Training Standardized Patients To Have Physical Findings," it is almost impossible to simulate these findings, either.

So I usually give student doctors a card that explains the finding after they've finished an exam which might reveal it. Each school has a different method for doing this. Students are usually visibly triumphant when they receive a card, as if they have won a prize.

However, student doctors almost never share that finding with me as a patient. Once they get a card that describes the abnormal results of a tactile fremitus exam, for instance, they continue with the rest of the exam as if nothing had happened!

I find this tremendously frustrating as an SP because they lose out on the chance to practice giving findings that are not within normal limits without alarming patients. I want them to practice offering contextualization, risk or reassurance in these situations, to help me understand why the finding relates to my chief complaint. Without that practice, they will be behind the curve when it happens to them later.

Abdominal exam checklist

Open wide!
[Bartholin abdominal anatomy via wikimedia]

When I do a case that requires an abdominal exam, I am simultaneously relieved and apprehensive. I am relieved because the exam is a simple one to evaluate (unlike the neuro exam). I am apprehensive because I never know how I'll feel after a day of belly poking.

Here are some of the things I am looking for during an abdominal exam:

This is a living list. Last updated February 01, 2015.

• Draping technique: Very much like ungowning instructions, draping requires confidence, clear expectations/instructions, and a willingness to give as much control as possible to the patient. Best practice: "I'm going to lay this sheet over your legs. Please lie back and lift your gown to just below your breasts so I can examine your stomach." The drape should cover my pelvic bones (at the very least; I actually prefer my belly button) as I pull my gown up, and then be rolled back later. If the student turns his/her head away after the drape is lowered, it makes me feel like s/he respects my modesty. If a student doctor needs a clearer view of the lower quadrants, the student doctor should ask me to roll down my shorts -- the student should never try to roll it down for me or slip the stethoscope underneath. Both of those things feel very intimate and violating.
• Inspection: Verbalization is crucial for SPs (otherwise, how do we know students are looking for anything?), but I think it's a good idea for patients, too. If a student doctor uses words like "lesions" or "masses," as a patient I start to get nervous even if the findings are negative.
• Auscultation: Listening must happen in all four quadrants. I grade tough on the lower quadrants, so even if student doctors put the stethoscope down four times, if all contacts are above or at the belly button, I don't given them credit. Similarly, listening should happen on the skin, not on the drape. As always, student doctors should announce their intentions before performing auscultation. Use the word "listen" rather than "auscultate."
• Percussion: like auscultation, percussion is only valid in all four quadrants and should be on the skin. Unlike auscultation, it is crucial for the student-doctor to warn me about percussion before it happens because it is such an alarming, unexpected feeling otherwise. When warning me, "tap" is a word that makes more sense to me as a patient than "percuss." This is also true for the liver exam.
• Palpation: like auscultation & percussion, palpation is only valid in all four quadrants and should be on the skin. Like percussion, it is crucial for the student doctor to warn me about palpation, especially that one round will be light and another round will be deep. When warning me, use the word "press" rather than "palpate." Palpation tends to be the most variable aspect of the SP exam: many student are unwilling to press firmly in a scenario. So while my stomach feel less pummeled at the end of the day, I don't feel I can grade as effectively. And those student doctors who do push hard, push haaard. Can't there be something in between?
• Rebound tenderness: make it clear this is a rebound test, not another form of palpation. Push and hold for a couple of seconds, then suddenly release. Be sure to ask if it hurts more pushing down or coming up. If there is pain, be sure to ask where the pain is located: the palpated side or elsewhere?
• Abdominal aorta: the abdominal aorta exam tends to be pretty uncomfortable, even more so than deep palpation. I appreciate student doctors when they tell me that and when they tell me what they're looking for or it just seems like more random pushing on my abdomen.
• Liver/spleen: having someone hook their hands under your ribs can be both uncomfortable and intimate, so it's very important to explain before the exam. When a student doctor percusses the liver, I feel more comfortable when I know how large the area will be beforehand -- many patients have no idea how large their organs are.
• Obturator & Psoas: If I don't know why you're asking me to move my legs, I don't feel as if you understand my abdominal pain.
• Neutral hand positioning: brushing or resting your hand near my pubis or thigh during this exam is very alarming, especially if the student is of the opposite sex.
• Clear instructions & informed consent: "May I palpate your stomach?" How can I consent if I don't know what "palpate" means? How can I consent to a liver, spleen or gall bladder exam if I don't know where they are? As a patient I will say "yes" because I assume the consequences of saying "no" are worse.
• Closing: when a student doctor summarizes the findings, that helps me understand the exam is over. When a student doctor offers to help me up, I feel grateful even if I refuse the help.

Extra credit!
I did not know Saint Erasmus "is venerated as the patron saint of sailors and abdominal pain" until just now. I will think of him at my next abdominal exam.

Beyond the classroom

A medical student in the midst of medical education. SPs are the third wave from the left.
[The South Ledges, Appledore via wikimedia]

I feel bad when I read articles like "5 Simple Habits Can Help Doctors Connect With Patients" because of quotes like this:

"Our medical teachers put a premium on accuracy and efficiency, which became conflated with speed. Everything had to be fast. In 2014, doctors still value speed and technical accuracy, but we also do more to consider the quality of care we give and whether patients are satisfied with it."

As much as I love what I do and how much I value communication skills, when I read this I feel like we ask doctors to do more and more with less and less. In many medical school scenarios we have between 12-15 minutes for each scenario. What sort of meaningful connection can be made in that time? In practice, doctors can't take much more time than that or they risk disrupting an already overbooked schedule.

Also:

"Medical educators should be role models for these common courtesies... Trainees take their cues from us. These behaviors are what constitute 'bedside manner.'"

SPs are only one tiny influence in a medical student's education. What school students pick, what attitudes they arrive with, who their mentors are, their internships, their residencies, the laws they practice under, and the insurance industry all influence the kinds of medical professionals they become. Almost all of these things are outside their control, and certainly outside of mine. So yes, to be effective, medical educators should be role models. I would feel better if I knew the skills SPs teach students were being reinforced at all levels.

Brothers in Arms

The secret SP handshake.
[La Grande Armée de 1812 via wikimedia]

Hooray! I finally found another active SP blog! notmyself2day details his experience as an SP: his cases, encounters, the structure of his school and events. Tom writes with good details and references.

I especially liked this perspective: "This will be like therapy inside out. As a therapist I am usually the one asking the questions. As an SP my goal is similar to that of therapist: to enhance the student’s ability to engage in the world of human relationships successfully."

It makes me wish I had some therapy background! When I first began as an SP I approached it from an acting perspective, but I feel like I've had to develop some therapy skills over time to give effective feedback.